Mitchell Report

So I guess this is a big day for baseball because I guess a bunch of players were on the juice. Color me surprised. Come on, Barry Bonds has muscles on his fucking forehead. When my hot ass personal trainer comes to the home gym for some "workouts" she has never had me do any head presses or forehead dead lifts. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they released a report of the 3 guys who DIDN'T use steroids. So, for all my fantasy baseball playin compadres who don't give a shit if Barry has balls the size of tic-tacs as long as he hits 50 home runs....here you go.

Fuck the yankees