Anyone who has spent more than 20 minutes in this shithole knows Fresno is known for two things. Over-aggressive pigs looking to hand out DUI's like hooker flyers in Vegas and Armenians. So, since we have a crap ton of Armo's in this town we SHOULD have some Armo Hotties. Uhm, yes we do. Enjoy.
Ok, so I know a bunch you guys are peepin this after going to the gym thinking you could nail any one of these hotties. Nope. You need to be at least 35, own a car lot, drive a Hummer, be about 30 lbs overweight, and have a uni-brow. Unless you're sportin all that you have no luck.
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