Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Nathan Frye is the luckiest asshole in Fresno




Not everyone in Fresno can have a cool as shit job like myself. When I'm not at Hooters applying cleavage glitter, I'm out dropping fools who don't pay the vig from the weekends football game. I know, I live the coolest life ever. BUT, this jack-hole Nathan Frye is a close second. I wonder if this guy thought at 10 when he was snapping pics of his Mom and Dad at Disneyland that he would be taking the hottest pics of Fresno Hotties. I knoooooooooow for a fact that if I had his job there wouldn't be any hot models left because they'd all be knocked up because I close deals. End of story.

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