Time for the weekend

Here's a few Hotties from our home town to get the weekend started. I more than likely will not be near a comp this weekend to post more pics because I'll be in Hollywood hanging with Paris and Lindsay, and doin coke off Kim Kardashians monstrous ass. Laters.

What is Fresno known for?

Anyone who has spent more than 20 minutes in this shithole knows Fresno is known for two things. Over-aggressive pigs looking to hand out DUI's like hooker flyers in Vegas and Armenians. So, since we have a crap ton of Armo's in this town we SHOULD have some Armo Hotties. Uhm, yes we do. Enjoy.

Ok, so I know a bunch you guys are peepin this after going to the gym thinking you could nail any one of these hotties. Nope. You need to be at least 35, own a car lot, drive a Hummer, be about 30 lbs overweight, and have a uni-brow. Unless you're sportin all that you have no luck.

Atheletic Hottie

Now, not every hottie has to be scantily clad or have to be in a Nathan Frye pic, they can be just a regular girl who happens to play defense for the Fresno State Soccer team. Her name is Bradlee DeShane and she makes my goal post. No joke. I need hotter pics, so if you know where, please leave a comment. Actually, if you look closely theres a whole mess of hotties on that soccer team. I think I might venture out to a game this year, and if I do I'm sure I will double the attendance total by myself.

You might know her

I think this Hottie works at the local Hooters. She is way hot and serves Buffalo Wings. I think I'm in love. Wait, I am in love. I think I'm going today to profess my love and let her know exactly what I have to offer. A sweet "extra room" at the Singhs house where I stay. Don't worry, that smell eventually comes out. Also, you will be continually wined and dined by Wienerschnitzel and Natty Light. And lastly, what I lack in "size" I make up for in speed!

I dont know why, but i likey

Ok, It looks like our Fresno Hotties are trying to get artistic in their hottness. You definately won't be seeing this shit at the Met, unless it's on the bathroom walls. Anyway, sometimes it's nice to NOT see a face, or adams apple, because that was a one time thing and I really didn't know until it was too late. Nevermind.

Nathan Frye is the luckiest asshole in Fresno

Not everyone in Fresno can have a cool as shit job like myself. When I'm not at Hooters applying cleavage glitter, I'm out dropping fools who don't pay the vig from the weekends football game. I know, I live the coolest life ever. BUT, this jack-hole Nathan Frye is a close second. I wonder if this guy thought at 10 when he was snapping pics of his Mom and Dad at Disneyland that he would be taking the hottest pics of Fresno Hotties. I knoooooooooow for a fact that if I had his job there wouldn't be any hot models left because they'd all be knocked up because I close deals. End of story.

Still Recovering

Well, I'm still recovering from the long weekend that was filled with booze, hookers and tons of blow. Oh, and every night was filled with hot, animal sex with amazing Fresno Hotties. Ok, none of that really happened, but I did have hot animal sex, and yes, moo means of course you can have your way with me.

This is what happens when Fresno Hotties start drinking and having a good time. Too bad we don't have the next picture from this roll where I join this duo for some shower fun. Let's just say they were sufficiently lufa'd

Love the drunk Hottie who ends up in the back yard sans top. By the way, neck down she's Brittney Spears, neck up she's CC Deville from Poison.

Here we see a couple of Hot Tub Hotties. Notice they're making the same face, most hotties do this to let all available men know that they are ready for a ton of making out, heavy petting and eventual crying on our shoulder because they have a boyfriend and don't want to do anything "we'd" regret.