Doug and Rev

So I hear that my lil site got a mention today from the new morning zoo crew Doug and Rev on 103.7 KRZR. I want to thank the boys for giving me a shout out much props to those guys. I never can listen because I'm always trying to kick the 3-5 girls out of my bedroom during that timeframe. Thanks again boys.

I cant make a post without posting a pic. It would be un-american. It's also another chance to post a pic of the hottest chica ever, Rachel.

Hump Day Hottie - Maria

I love the latina. The funny thing is I actually love em when they're all gangsta'd up. The more Raider'd the better. It's just a funny, wierd quirk of mine. This hottie Maria will do for now, but I promise toget some of my sexy Mexican girls on, the ones pushing strollers in high heels at the fair.

Rejuvinated!!!

Aww man did I need that. A total "dudes" weekend. Lifting wieghts at the YMCA, dancing my ass off at the Circle in the Tower and playing touch football out in the orchards. Wait a minute, I don't remember seeing a football! HOLY CRAP!!!! Uhm, I uh.....here's some hotties. I gotta take a long shower.

I guess being hot is the only thing she's cheering about

Smokin hot nature walks are so beautiful. I truly can appreciate hotness in the outdoors. I just hate all the mosquito bites on my log.

WTF?

How lame am I

I want to apologize to the 3 people that read this blog on a regular basis. I have become lazy. Monday I post about my kick ass weekend, Tuesday I take the day off, Wednesday is Hump Day Hottie day, Thursday is another day off, Friday I post about what kick ass thing I'm gonna do, and Saturday and Sunday I take off. So I basically work a 3 day work week, and it really only takes me 15 minutes to post. Why am I so fucking lazy? I'll tell you why. I'm tired of hot chicks. I said it. Done. I know some dudes are like "Are you fucking serious? Are you some kind of bone smuggler now?" Uhm, yes and no. I am serious and I'm not a bone smuggler. Every day of my life I see these kind of girls, but in real life, not on some stupid ass blog. I started this thing to give you jack-holes a lil taste of this kick ass dudes life, but now I'm getting tired of it. Maybe I should take this weekend off to recoop and get my tittie bearings back on straight. Before I go on my much needed vacay, here's some fine ass honeys for ya.

I don't know who this Hottie is but she's mad hot. I think I've become kind of a belly guy, and this one has a nice one. Belly's used to be just a bulls-eye for me during the pull-out period of my life. Now i just don't give a shit, the world is better off with 50 me's.

"Omg Lindsey! You look so bitchin in this pic!"

Ok, my Oriental tally is at 2. I'm serious. I can't find any hot Orientals on the web that are from Fresno. Maybe there just aren't any. Now, if I started a Bay Area Hotties page I would have zero problem finding them.

Hump Day Hottie - Hayley

Another way hot chick as my Hump Day Hottie. Here we have Hayley. Hayley is hot. Enough said.

Terd-Cutter Tuesday

My second favorite part of a woman is her ass. Women like Vida Guerra, Jessica Beil and Aretha Franklin all rock the backhind. I love em when they have that lil bubble goin and....who am I kidding. I love them when they are below the back and above the legs. Any other type of ass I'm 100% against. Here's some ass shots you might enjoy.

Uhm, The other type of ass I was referring to.

Ride Em Cowgirl

I was sittin around the mansion, thinkin where the average man could find a ton of local hotties. I've mentioned some night spots, even informed you that most of these hotties are at some type of weekend party. Well, you all owe me one for this because I've located a ton of Fresno Hotties and guess what? THEY'RE ALL RIDING FUCKING HORSES!!!! Yes, every hottie pictured below is on the FSU Equestrian team. Now, some of you Corky's might not know what an Equestrian is, but that's not even a little bit important here. The important thing is hot chicks are riding a horse. We all remember every Playboy video featuring the likes of Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith(when she was hot). All those ladies were riding horses and looking hot. I wonder if the Fresno State girls ride topless then have hot, soft-core sex with the stable boy?